skoloton:

son-neko:

skoloton:

if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong

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Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

(Source: aidn, via doctor-on-a-dino)

gay-of-demonic-charm:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Is this a night vale singles ad

(via doctor-on-a-dino)

"I told my therapist about you."

6/4/14 (via daily6wordstory)

(via ben-c)

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

(via doctor-on-a-dino)

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

(via doctor-on-a-dino)

svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life

(Source: wasiangod, via doctor-on-a-dino)

wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

(via doctor-on-a-dino)

"They devour each other and cannot even digest themselves."

Friedrich Nietzsche   (via anaiymia)q (via sexpansion)

(Source: stxxz.us, via non-morti)

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

(Source: baracknobama, via lucifers-ass-cheek)